February 2011
19 posts
January 2011
22 posts
Twilight on my dash:
Reblog if you're a wizard and you're tumbling from...
rickyxrickardo:
thisismyvengeance:
:O
And yet still I'm wondering how Donkey and the...
rickyxrickardo:
duuh that’s so easy.. everyone knows donkeys have big dicks..
how kids dance today...
How I danced when I was their age:
How I dance now:
Dear Selena Gomez,
You had THIS:
BUT YOU PREFER THAT?
Stupid ass!
No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
